Things People With the Same Name as My Mom Have On Their Amazon Wishlist

My mom, like a lot of people, has an Amazon wishlist. And while there aren’t a lot of people with my mom’s name, there are enough that finding hers was a little confusing, at least at first.

Still, I know my mom pretty well, and was able to ID her list by process of elimination. (I ended up getting her books, which is what I get most people.)

Here are some of the things my mom runs the risk of receiving for Christmas from people who don’t take the time to do what I did.

• A 15-minute analysis of a book called Red Notice
• A stuffed Luigi
• A stuffed Sonic the Hedgehog
• A Beatrix Kiddo costume
• A parrot cage
• A three-pack of undershirts
• A cat water fountain
• A waterproof flashlight
• An iPhone charger
• Various lamps
• A hooded fleece robe
• A cup holder for a walker
• A pair of sneakers
• A Donald Trump ’16 shirt with the slogan “Make America Great Again”
• Anti-blow out shampoo
• A game called Booty Quest
• A novel called Coyote Summer
• A ladder stablizer
• A novel called Black Dagger
• The complete Beatles songbook
• A poster teachers can use to keep track of student birthdays
• Something called Building Trust: Communicating With Employees (This item is currently unavailable)
• A book called The Senator’s Wife
• A Spongebob Squarepants videogame